The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to be yourself.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to not have power

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!