The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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make youself dumb

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!