the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to cry lava.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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meh.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to turn wine into water.

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Being Yianni.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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Smoke vision

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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the ability to jump like a white man

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!