The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!