The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power of the detachable little toe!

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

Imortality.

The power to look like yourself

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!