Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

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The ability to walk through closed doors, but only when they're unlocked

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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The power to juggle cacti

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to create pointless superpowers at will.

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!