The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to science.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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Ladder hands.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to speak braille

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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mint berry crunch

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!