The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power of missing a finger.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Grass eating

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the power to

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to swim in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!