The power to live through torture.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to not do it.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!