The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!