the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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power to age faster

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Find Waldo

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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Dejavu

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!