The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to talk to dust

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!