The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The power to be god, but not exist.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

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The power to transport to a parallel world that is identical to your current world.

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The power to defecate active grenades.

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!