The power to Rage Against The Machine

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!