Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!