the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!