The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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Having the power to stand still

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!