The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to create shit

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the power to see stuff

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!