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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.
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The power to throw chess pieces mildly accuratly,
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The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit
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The power to blow up when you blink
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the power to end sentences with prepositions.
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The power to know what Willis is talking about.
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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.
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The power to be listened to when noone's around.
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the power to glow in the light
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The power to summon fire with the use of a match
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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.
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The power to reverse walk backwards.
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the power to have a power.
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The power to see what a person is wearing.
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having superpowers during the inquisition
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the power to die....
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The power to be a snail
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation
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The power to kiss your own elbow
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The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't
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the power to herd cats
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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?
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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around
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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!