The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The awesome power to find Waldo.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!