The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to eat nandos

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The Power to fart glitter

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!