The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to not lose the game.

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The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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Grow a new beard every day

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The power to cry lava.

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The power to turn into a taxi

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To bend sticks really far without breaking them

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!