The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to vote

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to talk backwards

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The ability to change races.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!