the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

The power to be asleep while in bed

X-ray vision that only works on windows

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to breathe

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to be powerless

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

The power to melt ice into hot ice

The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The power to turn apples into pears

I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

the ability to die without any control

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!