The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to go to hell

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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the power to be phone

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to smell poo...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!