the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to smell poop

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!