The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to kill yourself.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to smell poop

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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Power to make other people rich.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!