The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!