The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to speak in hieroglyphs.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to be dead

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!