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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.
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The power to spell backwards.
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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.
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the ability to grow your nails at will.
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The power to turn into birdseed
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The ability to turn Barack Obama white
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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.
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The ability to go to hell.
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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.
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The power to be invisible to only yourself.
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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground
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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.
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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell
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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.
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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was
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the power to be alive but only when awake
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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun
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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.
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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style
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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive
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The Power of double posting.
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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.
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The power to walk through the opened doors
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Immunity to medication
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!