the power to animate condiments

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

the power to attract bullets.

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to be buried at sea

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!