Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power of self mind control

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to be a human

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!