- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to communicate with earthworms.

the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

ability to fly in a plane

the power to jizz on cue

The power to turn wine into water

The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

the ability to think of pointless superpowers

The power to read the terms of service.

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to strangle yourself to death

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The ability to sweat caramel

The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to release the bogus

The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to levitate only down stairs

Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

The Power To Fly Without control

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

Pointless Super Powers