- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The ability to make water luke warm.

The Power to Fail in Failing

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to be blind when you sleep

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to speak braille

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power of making your tits smaller

To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to die

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

Pointless Super Powers