The power to be a human

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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the power to die

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!