The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to nit propely

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!