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The ability to identify commonly known objects.
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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.
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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers
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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk
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the ability to do absolutely nothing
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The power to see when people fart.
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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out
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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.
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The power to release the bogus
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The power to see through thin air
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The power of eating but only when you're dead
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The power to piss lemon juice
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X-ray vision that only works on windows
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The power to smell water.
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Smell chick peas from over two miles away
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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.
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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.
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Nobody in the world has super-powers.
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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.
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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.
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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.
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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.
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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles
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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!