The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to be a normal human

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to look TV

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the power to know when someone queefed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!