The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the ability to spell wrong

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!