The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to die on command.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!