The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to only see glass.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to fly....underwater

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!