The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to die.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!