the power to change people socks on command

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

The super power to shine in daylight

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

The power to eat ass.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to think of the worst superpower.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to die randomly,for no reason.

The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!