The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The pointless act of NOT giving below comment a thumbs up, to support the message... Only those that love themselves can truly love others, as they have love to give, not the desperation for it... Moral: Support a new age where being down and emo, is bullshit. Where being confident and love oneself has less than nothing to do with arrogance... Actually arrogance is the product of acting like you are something... One that true loves him/herself, know better. But hey... wanna listen to Linkin Park while you cut yourself... pop culture can be quite the pain... In ancient days the strong ones where those that loved themselves and acted with bravery...And while times change... that quality does not.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to be a normal human

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!