The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!