Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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To have the power to breathe

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!