The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!