The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to clean

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to have a power

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to be god, but not exist.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!