The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!