The power to transform gold into nothing.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to eat socks

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the power to die on the spot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!