The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to be normal.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power drown in water

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!