The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to breathe

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!