The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to peak braille

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to stop existing.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!