the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the power to fly in space

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!