The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to lick your own tongue

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Death at will

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!