the power to beathe

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to sneeze scissors

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to science.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!