The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!