Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the power of fart helium

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the power to vote

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!