The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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to make your bowel work backwards

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!