The power to be still until moving or being touched.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -49

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to see John Cena.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

thumb_up thumb_down +29

the power to run windows on a mac computer

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

thumb_up thumb_down -30

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to create powers

thumb_up thumb_down -59

The power to reproduce asexually.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

thumb_up thumb_down -122

The power to poop and pee at the same time

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the power to speak only in binary

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!