The power to open unlocked doors

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to live until you die.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!