The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to activate the turn signal of any car passing by.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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the power to see the present

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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Warm vision

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!