The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to see in black and white.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!