The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!