- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The ability to fly while in an airplane

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the power to move something right next to you

The power to post the same shit twice.

The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to pee any color

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

the powre to spel

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

Pointless Super Powers