the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to speak to toasters

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!