I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The ability to change races.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!