The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to turn any object into food

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!