The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to STFU!

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the power to go into a coma

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!