The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the ability to obtain a Klondike Bar without doing anything

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!