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The power to be the ceo of BP
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The power to poop out you penis
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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears
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The power to have a power.
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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.
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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.
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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese
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The power of laser pointer vision.
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The power to do something as powerful as thin air
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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)
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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands
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the power to, when you put your hand in the shape of a gun, to shoot random objects from your fingers
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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.
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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip
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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.
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The power to eat just one lays potato chip
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the power to misspell
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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold
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The power to walk on very very shallow water (
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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.
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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...
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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.
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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!
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The power to dickfart.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!