the ability to have children fully grown

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to die

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!