The power to wish you had a power

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to see through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!