The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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Third armpit.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to become powerless

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to eat nandos

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!