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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!