The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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the power to become pointless

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power rangers

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The power of Acid Tears

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!