The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to smell the inside of your nose.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to be phone

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to predict the past

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to give this thumbs-up

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!