the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to read this.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!