The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to jizz money

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!