The power to fart snot

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to have a black president

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to see the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!