The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to only drink liquids

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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The ability to vote

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!