The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to die when you die

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!