The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to peak braille

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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the power to kill yourself

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!