the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

The Power to Die instantly.

the power to troll people that are dead

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

The power to have diarrhea at any time

to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to sh*t bricks

The power to turn any object into food

The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to lose the remote.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!