The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!