The power to fail a test everytime

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to pee poop

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to be a walrus

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!