The power of night-blindness.

The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

the power to become demented

The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

The power to phase through toilet paper.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to not exist.

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

make youself dumb

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

The power to poop out you penis

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The ability to not have a super power.

the power to fit through a vagina

The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!