being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to turn into a taxi

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!