the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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X-ray vision that only works on old mens clothes.

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to temporarily become mentally retarded.

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to sh*t bricks

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!