The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to buy every game ever created, but you only have a ps3.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!