The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power spite flower

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The ability to police irony

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!