The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to get really mad.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to be powerless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!