The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to command belgium's military

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to have a power.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to turn into birdseed

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to die everytime you pee

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Death at will

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!