The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!