The power to make cats burp.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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the power to control nothing

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to be a common person

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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God tier Waste of Space

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!