The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to become slightly sticky

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the powre to spel

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!