the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!