to be bradley

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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Find Waldo

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The power to divide by 0

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!