The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to have no power.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to wink really fast.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!