The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

the power to disinfect wigs.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to live until you die.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!