The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to see into one's own past.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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Radiation resistant eyelashes.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!