The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The power to eat food when hungry

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

the power... to read this

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

The power to turn into a plant cell

The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

The power to die when you die

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!