Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to write on this website

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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I'm a giant di

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to poop out you penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!