The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to pee any color

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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Stop clapping

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!