the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to get really mad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!