the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to rape your mom.

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to grammar.

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The power to control hedgehogs.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!