THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!