The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to activate the turn signal of any car passing by.

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To...Talk LIKE...WILLIAM shatner.

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The power to be yourself.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!