The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to command belgium's military

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!