The power to write on this website

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X-ray vision that only works on old mens clothes.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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I'm a giant di

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to become a JELLY

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!