The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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sexy

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to predict when a door will unlock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!