The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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the power to jizz on cue

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to write about power.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to have no powers!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!