Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The power to poke

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!