The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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The power to transform coke into pepsi....

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The ability to sneeze flames.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to defecate active grenades.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!