the power to shit cellulose

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to read people's mind, but only in languages you don't understand.

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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

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The power to change to an appropriate accent when you go to different countries.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!