The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!