The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to uncontrally boop

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Immunity to medication

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to see through windows.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to have an ability.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!