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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing
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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.
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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...
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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone
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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.
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The power to change your mind
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The power to forget what your superpower is
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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.
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the ability to slap someone with your foot
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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral
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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.
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Grow a new beard every day
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The power to be Chuck Norris
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The ability to eat anything except for food
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NMR Vision
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The ability to die at will.
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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is
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The power to to think less
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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.
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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose
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The ability to draw an imperfect circle
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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.
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The power to speak one language fluently.
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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!