The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to only lift more than 100lbs however anything less than 100lbs is impossible to lift.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to be able to blow air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!