The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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Third armpit.

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power to breathe

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to grow more genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!