The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to change your mind

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

the ability to slap someone with your foot

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

Grow a new beard every day

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to eat anything except for food

NMR Vision

The ability to die at will.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to to think less

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to speak one language fluently.

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!