1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes open.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to part grass.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to see into the past exactly one second.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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the power to in power your self

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!