The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!