The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to morph into yourself

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!