The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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Batman

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to be your self

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power rangers

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!