the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power of self mind control

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to fart at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!