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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).
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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction
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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day
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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop
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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk
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the powre to spel
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The power to be fireproof under water
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The Power to touch MC Hammer
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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.
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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back
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The power to wink really fast.
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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil
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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.
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The power to make vegetables horny.
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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.
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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it
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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation
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The power to perpetually yawn.
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The power to use windows 10.
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the power to run in slow motion
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The power to have all the powers written in here
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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed
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the power to yell a math problem at will
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!