The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to shit bicks

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!