The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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the power to convince yourself that you're super

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!