The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

thumb_up thumb_down -31

the ability to spin gold into straw

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to defecate active grenades.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,396

The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

the power to summon 10 ants every week

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Lactokinesis

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The ability to write funny pointless superpowers down, but only on paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +374

The power to see through doors once they are opened.

thumb_up thumb_down +2,277

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Everything Hawkeye does

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

the power to be a fury............-_-

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to have a pointless power.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

To have the ability to piss off the police

thumb_up thumb_down -38

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!