The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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Being a Spice Girl

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Taekwondo

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!