the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to die.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!