the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to be phone

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!