The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to smell water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!