The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to become black!

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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i like pie.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!