The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to shit on command.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to defecate active grenades.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!