The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to walk on land.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the power to complete math exercises

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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Liam Brudenell

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!