The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to self destruct

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!