The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to be god, but not exist.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!