The power to be missed when present.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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the power to see the present

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to not have a superpower

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to never end your .

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The power to not get shit dick

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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To have the power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!