The power to buy free things.

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The power to be god, but not exist.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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the ability to bend your leg.

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the power to create buttered toast from your ankles at a full moon.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!