- Pointless Super Powers

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

The power to talk in sign language.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to moonwalk backwards

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

the ability to be a three year old with a mustache

To shit bricks.

The power to only tell the truth

The power to grab a cats face

The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

The power to never sleep but still get tired

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!