Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to be french.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!