The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power of learning

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The power to see through doors once they are opened.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to waste time reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!