The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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hello

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to hovertate

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to smell like feet

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!