The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to get STD's

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power... to read this

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to block your own powers

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!