The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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Acid pee

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!