the power to lose your power at will

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!