Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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be able to levitate over the seats of public toilets (no more nastieness)

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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See through invisible people

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to not laugh at midgets when your stoned.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to mentally control houseflies.

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to eat food

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!