the power to get blood clots

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to wish you had a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!