The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to create pointless superpowers at will.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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To stab Djones

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!