The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to smell water.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The ability to control dairy products

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to waste time reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!