the power to itch your teeth

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to bleed on command

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power of words

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!