the ability to turn everything you touch into either a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of CRUDELY PAINTED NOT-SO-FUNNY PLYWOOD CUT-OUT FOLK ART!

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The ability to sweat money.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!