The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to smell the future

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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spontaneous ejaculation

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to have any man you want but you are a straight man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!