The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!