The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!