The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to control your own mind.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!