The power to predict the past.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!