the power to fart the alphebet

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to run in slow motion

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to watch tv

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to not see anything

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!