The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Warm vision

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The ability to sneeze flames.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!