Laser pointer vision.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to mentally control houseflies.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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the power to turn a dollar into four quarters

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!