The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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being black

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the power to transform into yourself

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The ability to stand straight up from a lying position, Dracula style

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to part grass.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to touch your toes

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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Invisible handwriting.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!