The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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power to eat through your but

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to lose your power at will

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!