the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to wear crocs.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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God tier Waste of Space

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!