The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

The power to be a woman

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

The power to see the past.

to be under 9000

The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

Melting

Power to make it rain sideways.

super strength for picking up a gallon water

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

the power of the succulent game

to make asians smart

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!