The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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Stop clapping

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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i love to make shit brix

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!