The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to be a rock

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power of gentle breeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!