The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The power to be a woman

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to see the past.

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to be under 9000

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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Melting

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!