The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to transport to a parallel world that is identical to your current world.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to read

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!