The power to change your urine to any color

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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Dejavu

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power to create a meme

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!