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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet
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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone
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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap
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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it
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the power to have an idea..
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The power to peel stickers
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The power to tolerate rap music.
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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on
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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.
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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends
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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you
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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life
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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1
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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.
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The power of licking your own elbow and nose
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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening
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power to kill dead ppl.
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The power to create tree sap.
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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old
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The power to throw chess pieces mildly accuratly,
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The ability to smell shit from miles away.
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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.
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Farting at will
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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!