The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to only see glass.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to fly....underwater

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!