power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power of being yourself

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to poop out you penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!