The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to blow strawberries

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to dance really well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!