the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm

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The power to control hedgehogs.

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The power to give your wife rights

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!