The power to taste the air.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!