The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!