The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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Find Waldo

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The power to convert Dr. Pepper into Mr. Pibb.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to be blind

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!