The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to change your emotions

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to not be color blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!