The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!