The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!