The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to look TV

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ?????q? ???

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!