The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to say you have no power

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!