The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!