The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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the power to turn a dollar into four quarters

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The ablity to understand the minds of women.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!