The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The Power of double posting.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!