- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

The power of immunity to paper cuts.

The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

The power to see through doors once they are opened.

the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

The ability to speak backwards.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

The power to pee a few times every day.

The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

the ability to grow trees in the desert

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The ability to vote

The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

The power to turn wine into water

the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

Pointless Super Powers