The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!