Liam Brudenell

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to see into one's own past.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to die at will.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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Tree powers Activate.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!