The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power drown in water

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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Super-slowness

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to count from A to purple

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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the ability to see fairy's

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!