The power to kill someone with a knife

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power of women's rights.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!