The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!