The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power of bad luck

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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Acid tears.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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Retractable teeth

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the ability to have children fully grown

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!