The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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the power to die at will

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!