The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to see through water

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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Dejavu

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to spell backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!