the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to eat food when hungry

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The ability to smell colors.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!