The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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To have the ability to be a Paedophile like Tom Watts :-]

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The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to poo.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to bleed

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to know how the book ends after reading the first chapter

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!