The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to exist

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to see into the present

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!