The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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THe power too spel.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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the ability to hover

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!