The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to live until you die

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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blindness

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!