The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to die

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to speak to toasters

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to cry lava.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!