The power to know when a crime is being committed anywhere in the world at least two countries away from you. You have no other powers.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to be born again

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!