The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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Power to spread farts faster

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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the power of being republican

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to tolerate rap music.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to walk .1% faster

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the power to rule North Korea

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!