The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to commit crime.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to have no one read this post

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power of micro penis.

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i like pie.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!