The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to police irony

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!