The power that will grant you no power.

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the ability to cause people within 20 feet of you to try to imitate the sound of a balloon deflating

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to think.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power of immunity to paper cuts.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!