The power to walk through air.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power of being pointless

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to think.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!