the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to be normal.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!