The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!