The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to create shit

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!