That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to be powerless

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to commit suicide.

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Meatvision.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to be a rock

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to revive Hitler.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!