The power to think.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power of immunity to paper cuts.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the power to poop pee

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The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

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power to be an alcohoic

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!