The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to be normal.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to never orgasm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!