The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to to think less

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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To have the ability to be a Paedophile like Tom Watts :-]

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The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!