The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

the super power to remove your super power

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to grow one wing

The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

The power to become helpless at will.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

The ability to understand women!!

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

The power to be a woman

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!