the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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Dejavu

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to troll.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!