The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power... to read this

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to block your own powers

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!