The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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the ability to type slower.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!