To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!