the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power of bad luck

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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Acid tears.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!