Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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the ability to type slower.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to create a meme

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to shed hair

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!