The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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power to fly only in the plane

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!