Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to see in black and white.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to set money on fire

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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power to be an alcohoic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!