The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to fly but only in your room

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!