The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to lose this power.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!