The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!