the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!